How I Became A Conservative Supporter

If you viewed my profiles on MySpace and Xanga, you may have come to the conclusion that I am a Republican supporter. Your conclusion was right! I am a proud Republican supporter, but I like to classify myself as liberal Republican. At least 90% of my political views are shared by Republican politicians and supporters.
You are probably wondering how I came to be a Republican supporter to begin with. To make a long story short, I am going to start with my childhood, beginning in the year 1996. During that year's election, my mother and grandmother voted for Clinton, and after its conclusion, the former wanted me to vote Democrat. She really seemed like she wanted me to be a Democratic supporter during the 2000 election, by having me watch the campaigning on the news, and telling me how good Democrats are and how bad Republicans are. Regardless, during and after both elections, I did not side with any political party. Instead, I rooted for the candidate who I thought was the cutest (e.g. Illinois governor race-Blagojevich).
From 2006 to September 2008, I followed and advocated anarchism, which is the Devil's philosophy, yielding to and re-adopting my old philosophical beliefs known as Triple T immediately afterward. From September 2008 to September 2009, Triple T re-flourished in my life, leading to a fear of going to church, because I unearthed many Biblical connections to the original Triple T. In addition, several parts of the original and the revised Triple T tie to conservatism to a large extent. Furthermore, after re-adopting God in my life in Autumn 2007, I have now discovered that there is no political party that is as dedicated to God as the Republican party. Because of my belief that Triple T is the ideology that all humans MUST live under thanks to its Biblical ties, I now pronounce myself as a Republican supporter, or this is one of the reasons why I do. I have yet to see a majority of Democratic politicians and supporters praising God or mentioning God in a verbal, voice, or electronic message. Hey, they were the ones who tried to remove the line "one nation under God" from "The Pledge of Allegiance" several years ago! How atheistic is that?!
I, Baroness-Ann Stamolka Davenport pledge to support the Republican party and Republican candidates until the day I die!